35 Hilarious Coffee Pick Up Lines for 2023

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Are you looking for the most effective coffee pick up lines for 2023? Are you tired of Tinder and other online dating apps?

Well, you are not alone. And after reading this article, you can easily start a conversation with a fellow coffee lover while sipping your favorite TikTok Starbucks drink. Our proven coffee pick up lines will help you make that first step at your favorite coffee shop!

Best Coffee Pick Up Lines That Really Work

1. I like you a latte, mocha it a date?

2. The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won’t.

3. Coffee, tea, or just more of me?

4. Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?

5. You mocha me crazy!

6. I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.

7. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

8. You giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.

9. Honey, are you a coffee? ‘Cause you wake up my senses.

10. Hold the sugar, please. You’re sweet enough for me.

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11. Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.

12. Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?

13. This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!

14. This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?

15. Damn, you keep me up all night. Your effect is way better than caffeine.

16. You’re finer than an espresso grind.

17. Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte…

18. I like your mug!

19. Hi! How do you brew?

20. I bet you get asked out on a latte of dates.

A couple flirting and drinking cappuccinos

21. Do you believe in love at a first sip or should I take another.

22. I like the way you espresso yourself.

23. I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!

24. I can feel something brewing between the two of us.

25. If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

27. Aside from the aroma of coffee, your scent is my next favorite.

26. I am addicted to only two things: the first one is coffee and next is you.

28. Can you deal with me? I am hotter than your coffee.

29. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

30. Can I be the cream to your coffee?

31. Wanna go on a doppio date?

32. My coffee is hot but you’re hotter.

33. My coffee isn’t hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?

34. You roast my heart!

35. I do not have caffeine in my system but you managed to make my heart jump.


There you have it: The funniest coffee pick up lines in 2023. We hope that you will find these coffee pick up lines helpful to start a conversation at the coffee shop. And if you met the love of your life at a cafe, we would love to hear your story!